Date:         Fri, 2 Aug 1996 08:58:20 +0200
Reply-To:     Jara da Cimrman 
Sender:       Jara da Cimrman 
From:         Miroslav Lycka 
Subject:      Re: Quo vadis?

From owner-jdc-l@CESNET.CZ  Wed Jul 31 01:14:55 1996
Date:         Tue, 30 Jul 1996 23:06:35 +0000
From: Petr Baum 
Subject:      Re: Quo vadis?
To: Multiple recipients of list JDC-L 

Hello Jan Culik ,

>
> Myslim, ze bychom se nemeli nesmyslne pres hranice hadat a lecit si tak
...
>
> Ukazka toho, ze ne vsichni lide v CR nutne smysli tak jako vetsina
> pisatelu na teto skupine. (Atmosfera je tu skutecne dosti nedychatelna):

....

S vetsinou toho co pisete se da souhlasit.

Proc se ale domnivate ze prave tento list je idealni forum pro Vase
vazne minene nazory? (A proc alespon nezmenite subjekt na neco min
agresivniho?)

Petr

Petr




Date:         Fri, 2 Aug 1996 09:12:28 +0200
Reply-To:     Jara da Cimrman 
Sender:       Jara da Cimrman 
From:         Miroslav Lycka 
Subject:      Re: Quo vadis? - omluva

Velmi se omlouvam za odeslani predchoziho prispevku. Bylo to omylem,
kdyz jsem misto CTRL-C udelal CTRL-D.
Ale kdyz uz jsem takto nucen zaslat prispevek mimo tema, tak aspon
nejaka potesujici zprava:

* > Myslim, ze bychom se nemeli nesmyslne pres hranice hadat a lecit si tak
* ...
* >
* > Ukazka toho, ze ne vsichni lide v CR nutne smysli tak jako vetsina
* > pisatelu na teto skupine. (Atmosfera je tu skutecne dosti nedychatelna):
*
* ....
*
* S vetsinou toho co pisete se da souhlasit.
*
* Proc se ale domnivate ze prave tento list je idealni forum pro Vase
* vazne minene nazory? (A proc alespon nezmenite subjekt na neco min
* agresivniho?)

Pokusil jsem se iniciovat zalozeni nove e-mailove konference tykajici se
problemu soucasneho Ceska. Zda se, ze by takovy list mohl byt zalozen
a navic ze by mohl mit obousmernou branu do News group
soc.culture.czecho-slovak. Dojde-li k tomu, bude to podle me to, co
ted rada lidi postrada a tudiz se projevuje treba v JDC-L.
Pokud chcete nekdo vyjadrit podporu zalozeni takoveho listu, napiste na
adresu Ingrid.Ledererova@cesnet.cz (spravce listserv@cesnet.cz), pokud
mi chcete vynadat, ucinte tak prosim na mou soukromou adresu, ne do
konference JDC-L.

Miroslav Lycka



Date:         Thu, 8 Aug 1996 12:56:21 +0200
Reply-To:     Jara da Cimrman 
Sender:       Jara da Cimrman 
From:         Jan Venglarcik 
Organization: VSˇ Informatika, s.r.o.
Subject:      Notice
X-To:         jdc-l@beba.cesnet.cz

Is there anybody (in this conference) ?

Jan Venglarcik
venglarc@ke.sanet.sk



Date:         Thu, 8 Aug 1996 16:45:04 +0200
Reply-To:     Jara da Cimrman 
Sender:       Jara da Cimrman 
From:         Ivana Krizova 
Subject:      Re: Notice
In-Reply-To:  <01bb8518.3bb3f7a0$0688e893@johny> from "Jan Venglarcik" at Aug
              8, 96 12:56:21 pm
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>
> Is there anybody (in this conference) ?
>
> Jan Venglarcik
> venglarc@ke.sanet.sk
>

Yes, I am here and wait for some information.
                        Ivana Krizova
                        krizova@uochb.cas.cz



Date:         Thu, 8 Aug 1996 12:03:50 -0400
Reply-To:     Jara da Cimrman 
Sender:       Jara da Cimrman 
From:         Marek Amler 
Subject:      Re: Notice
In-Reply-To:  <01bb8518.3bb3f7a0$0688e893@johny>
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What do you think???  By the way, is Slovakian still the official language
or did you switch to English???  Cimrman rules!!!  Marek

---------------------------------------------------------
Marek Amler                       e-mail:  mamler@utk.edu
University of Tennessee, Knoxville
2117 Andy Holt Avenue # 1411
Knoxville, TN  37916
U.S.A.
               URL:  http://funnelweb.utcc.utk.edu/~amler
---------------------------------------------------------

On Thu, 8 Aug 1996, Jan Venglarcik wrote:

> Is there anybody (in this conference) ?
>
> Jan Venglarcik
> venglarc@ke.sanet.sk
>



Date:         Fri, 9 Aug 1996 11:24:03 +0800
Reply-To:     Jara da Cimrman 
Sender:       Jara da Cimrman 
From:         Miroslav Rozehnal 
Subject:      Re: Notice
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On Thu, 8 Aug 1996, Jan Venglarcik wrote:

> Is there anybody (in this conference) ?

Sure!

M. Rozehnal
------------------------------------------------

Miroslav Rozehnal
Mandarin Training Center
National Taiwan Normal University
Taipei
Taiwan, R.O.C.
E-mail: m63051@mtc.ntnu.edu.tw



Date:         Fri, 9 Aug 1996 12:30:17 +1
Reply-To:     Jara da Cimrman 
Sender:       Jara da Cimrman 
From:         Martin Rais 
Organization: Logis s.r.o
Subject:      Re: Notice
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> On Thu, 8 Aug 1996, Jan Venglarcik wrote:
>
> > Is there anybody (in this conference) ?
>
> Sure!
>
> M. Rozehnal
> ------------------------------------------------

... few of us.


    Martin Rais
    LOGIS Frenstat
    mrais@logis.cz
    +42-6565-6162



Date:         Fri, 9 Aug 1996 07:22:17 +0000
Reply-To:     Jara da Cimrman 
Sender:       Jara da Cimrman 
From:         Petr Nilas 
Subject:      Re: Notice

> Is there anybody (in this conference) ?

No!

> Jan Venglarcik
> venglarc@ke.sanet.sk

Zdravi

Petr N.
nil@brno.comsoft.cz



Date:         Mon, 12 Aug 1996 01:51:23 GMT
Reply-To:     Jara da Cimrman 
Sender:       Jara da Cimrman 
From:         "Ing. Jiri Ohnut" 
Organization: Czech On Line
Subject:      Re: Notice
X-To:         jdc-l@beba.cesnet.cz

On Thu, 8 Aug 1996 12:56:21 +0200, "Jan Venglarcik"
 wrote:

>Is there anybody (in this conference) ?
>
>Jan Venglarcik
>venglarc@ke.sanet.sk
Je ale na zcela jasne tema, viz nazev.

S pozdravem Jirka.



Date:         Mon, 12 Aug 1996 11:55:38 -0500
Reply-To:     Jara da Cimrman 
Sender:       Jara da Cimrman 
From:         Ales Kmunicek 
Subject:      Re: Notice
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Jan Venglarcik wrote:
>
> Is there anybody (in this conference) ?
>
> Jan Venglarcik
> venglarc@ke.sanet.sk

Ja jsem tu obcas taky.

                  Ales Kmunicek
                  kmunicek@svkkl.cz



Date:         Fri, 16 Aug 1996 10:06:33 GMT
Reply-To:     Jara da Cimrman 
Sender:       Jara da Cimrman 
From:         beranek 
Organization: University of West Bohemia
Subject:      Re: Notice
X-To:         jdc-l@beba.cesnet.cz

In article <320e8dd2.15600340@news.vol.cz>, johnut@mbox.vol.cz says...
>
>On Thu, 8 Aug 1996 12:56:21 +0200, "Jan Venglarcik"
> wrote:
>
>>Is there anybody (in this conference) ?
>>
>>Jan Venglarcik
>>venglarc@ke.sanet.sk
>Je ale na zcela jasne tema, viz nazev.
>
>S pozdravem Jirka.



Date:         Fri, 16 Aug 1996 16:02:09 MET-1
Reply-To:     Jara da Cimrman 
Sender:       Jara da Cimrman 
From:         "Jiri Lukasek, Service" 
Organization: CVUT FEL Prague, Czech Republic
Subject:      Hledani
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Hledam sachovou partii Lasker-Cimrman. Muze nekdo pomoci?
1.e4 f6! 2.d4 Kf7! 3.Sc4+ e6 4.d5 De8! (hrozilo 4...dxe6+ a neslo
5.dxe6 pro 5...Dxd8 - ztrata damy)...

                                 +------------------------+
                                 |  Jiri  Lukasek, DrGms  |
                                 |  |
                                 +------------------------+



Date:         Sun, 18 Aug 1996 21:41:01 -0400
Reply-To:     Jara da Cimrman 
Sender:       Jara da Cimrman 
From:         Jan Rehacek 
Subject:      Is there anybody?
X-To:         jdc-l@adis.cesnet.cz

>>Is there anybody (in this conference) ?
>>
>>Jan Venglarcik

Neni vyse uvedeny dotaz jen rozsirenim znameho Cimrmanova problemu:
"Is there anybody?"

Mistr se na pocatku stoleti, stejne jako dalsi vehlasni psychologove
a filosofove trapil otazkou, zda veci kolem nas skutecne existuji a nebo
jsou jen vicemene patologickym vytvorem naseho mozku.

Proto se pri jedne ze svych cest do Noveho Yorku prosel po Broadwayi
a co chvili do mijejiciho davu zvolal jiz zminene: "Is there anybody?"
Odpovedi mu vsak byla jen znepokojujici apatie kolemjdoucich.

Akutni existencni frustrace Jaru neopustila ani po navratu do
- sice ne rodnych, ale o to vice milovanych - Cech (ted se ukaze,
jestli uz se pan Hedvicek vratil z dovolene :-). Po krachu pokusu s
otazkou "Is there anybody", ktera zasadne nahlodala jeho viru v existenci
lidstva, vyrazi Cimrman jeste hloubeji do studakovy duse a klade si
finalni otazku "Am I?".

Pln pochybnosti useda Mistr vecer co vecer pred zrcadlo a zkouma
sam sebe, resp. svuj vliv na okoli. Vede si peclivy zaznam o tom
co dela a o tom co dela jeho dvojnik v zrcadle a po dvou mesicich usilovne
prace dospiva k zjisteni, ze shoda mezi akci jeho a akci dvojnika je
stoprocentni. A to Cimrman pouzival ty nejrafinovanejsi experimentalni
metody. Jednoho vecera si napriklad prinesl v kapse zubni kartacek.
Pozornost dvojnika odlakal tim, ze se mu uprene dival do oci a mezitim si
jednou rukou sahl do kapsy a kartacek zlomil. Pote, divaje se stale
dvojnikovi do oci, vyndal ruku z kapsy a s vitezoslavnym usmevem polozil
na stul zlomeny zubni kartacek.

Jaky vsak byl jeho sok, kdyz jeho sok ucinil totez s nemene vitezoslavnym
usmevem. Takovyto vysledek klicoveho pokusu by polozil i silnejsi
naturu nez byl Cimrman. Neni se tedy co divit, ze zanedlouho dospiva
Mistr k nazoru, ze je pouze svym vlastnim odrazem v zrcadle a na nekolik
tydnu upada do hluboke (zhruba 6.5 m) deprese.

Z teto malomyslnosti ho nakonec vysvobodil az vicemene nahodny nalez
dlazebni kostky na Hradcanskem namesti. Cimrman popada dlazebni kostku
za (pomyslne) pacesy a okamzite s ni zamiri do sveho podnajmu v Nerudove
ulici. Zde useda do kresla pred zrcadlem a jedinym raznym pohybem
vrha kostku dvojnikovi do oci. Zrcadlo se meni v hromadu strepu,
kostka se prodira lepenkovou stenou do koupelny a dvojnik prestava
existovat.

A Cimrman?

??????????????????????????

*********************************************************

Stalo se jednoho letniho vecera leta pane 1914.


S pozdravem

Honza Rehacek

*********************************************************

ps. Nase sekce se v prubehu leta presunula 1400 mil smerem zapadnim
    a zabyva se ted patranim po stopach Cimrmanova pusobeni
    v Los Alamos, NM. Vysledky oznamime jen co budou zanalyzovany.
    (Nekdy v prubehu noveho badatelskeho roku 1996/97).



Date:         Mon, 19 Aug 1996 14:40:17 +100
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>> WITH LOVE ALL THINGS ARE POSSIBLE
>>
>> This paper was sent to you for good luck.  The original is in New
>> England.  It has been around the world nine times.  The luck has been
>> sent to you.
>>
>> You will receive good luck within four days of receiving this
>> letter, providedin return you send it on.  THIS IS NO JOKE!
>> Do not send money.  Send copies to people you think need
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>> this letter.  It must leave your hands in 96 hours.  An RAF
>> officer received $470,000.00.  Jo Elliott received $40,000.00
>> and lost it because he broke the chain.  While in the Phillippines,
>> George Welch lost his wife 3 days after receiving this letter.  He
>> failed to circulate the letter, however before her death he received
>> $7,755,000.
>>
>> Please send 20 copies and see what happens in four days.  The
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>> deGrow, a missionary from South America.
>>
>> Since the copy must tour the world, you must make 20 copies and
>> send them to friends and associates.  After a few days you will get a
>> surprise.  This is true even if you are not superstitious.
>>
>> Denote the following:  Constantine Diss received the chain in 1993. He
>> asked his secretary to make 20 copies and send them.  A few days later
>> he won a lottery of 2 million dollars.  Carlo Daddit, an office
>> employee, received the letter and forgot it had to leave his hands in
>> 96 hours.  He lost his job.  Later, after finding the letter again, he
>> mailed 20 copies and a few days later he got a better job.
>>
>> Dalan Fairchild received the letter and not believing, threw the
>> letter away.  Nine days later, he died.  In 1987 the letter was
>> received by a young woman in California.  It was faded and barely
>> readable.  She promised herself she would retype the letter and send
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>> problems, including expensive car repairs.  The letter did not leave
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>>
>> REMEMBER....SEND NO MONEY....DO NOT IGNORE THIS....IT WORKS
>>
>

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Date:         Mon, 19 Aug 1996 15:09:50 +0200
Reply-To:     Jara da Cimrman 
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From:         "Kovao Jaroslav ,ing." 
Subject:      Re: [Fwd: [Fwd: [Fwd: Re: Good Luck]]]

Uzasny mail, nemuzete poslat jeste nejaky?

                        J.K.

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>To: Peter Ferreira 
>Subject: Re: Good Luck
>
>
>>> WITH LOVE ALL THINGS ARE POSSIBLE
>>>
>>> This paper was sent to you for good luck.  The original is in New
>>> England.  It has been around the world nine times.  The luck has been
>>> sent to you.
>>>
>>> You will receive good luck within four days of receiving this
>>> letter, providedin return you send it on.  THIS IS NO JOKE!
>>> Do not send money.  Send copies to people you think need
>>> good luck.  Send no money as faith has no price.  Do not keep
>>> this letter.  It must leave your hands in 96 hours.  An RAF
>>> officer received $470,000.00.  Jo Elliott received $40,000.00
>>> and lost it because he broke the chain.  While in the Phillippines,
>>> George Welch lost his wife 3 days after receiving this letter.  He
>>> failed to circulate the letter, however before her death he received
>>> $7,755,000.
>>>
>>> Please send 20 copies and see what happens in four days.  The
>>> chain comes from Venezuela and was written by Paul Anthony
>>> deGrow, a missionary from South America.
>>>
>>> Since the copy must tour the world, you must make 20 copies and
>>> send them to friends and associates.  After a few days you will get a
>>> surprise.  This is true even if you are not superstitious.
>>>
>>> Denote the following:  Constantine Diss received the chain in 1993. He
>>> asked his secretary to make 20 copies and send them.  A few days later
>>> he won a lottery of 2 million dollars.  Carlo Daddit, an office
>>> employee, received the letter and forgot it had to leave his hands in
>>> 96 hours.  He lost his job.  Later, after finding the letter again, he
>>> mailed 20 copies and a few days later he got a better job.
>>>
>>> Dalan Fairchild received the letter and not believing, threw the
>>> letter away.  Nine days later, he died.  In 1987 the letter was
>>> received by a young woman in California.  It was faded and barely
>>> readable.  She promised herself she would retype the letter and send
>>> it on, but she put it aside to do later.  She was plagued by several
>>> problems, including expensive car repairs.  The letter did not leave
>>> her hands in 96 hours. She finally retyped the letter as promised and
>>> sent it on.  She then got a new car.
>>>
>>> REMEMBER....SEND NO MONEY....DO NOT IGNORE THIS....IT WORKS
>>>
>>
>
>Frank L. Hermesdorf
>CAPE TOWN International (Australia) Pty Ltd
>___________________________________________________
>
>World Trade Center of CTI Partner Agencies
>___________________________________________________
>
>Address Headoffice Asia-Pacific:
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Date:         Mon, 19 Aug 1996 15:25:36 +100
Reply-To:     Jara da Cimrman 
Sender:       Jara da Cimrman 
From:         IVAN SLEZAK 
Organization: Hanzehogeschool, Faculteit Economie
Subject:      Re: [Fwd: [Fwd: [Fwd: Re: Good Luck]]]
X-To:         "Kovao Jaroslav ,ing." 

Date sent:      Mon, 19 Aug 1996 15:09:50 +0200
Send reply to:  Jara da Cimrman 
From:           "Kovao Jaroslav ,ing." 
Subject:        Re: [Fwd: [Fwd: [Fwd: Re: Good Luck]]]
To:             Multiple recipients of list JDC-L 

Uzasny mail, nemuzete poslat jeste nejaky?

                        J.K.

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>Odeslano:      19. srpna 1996 16:40
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>
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>Date: Sat, 03 Aug 1996 08:30:06 -0400
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>To: Peter Ferreira 
>Subject: Re: Good Luck
>
>
>>> WITH LOVE ALL THINGS ARE POSSIBLE
>>>
>>> This paper was sent to you for good luck.  The original is in New
>>> England.  It has been around the world nine times.  The luck has been
>>> sent to you.
>>>
>>> You will receive good luck within four days of receiving this
>>> letter, providedin return you send it on.  THIS IS NO JOKE!
>>> Do not send money.  Send copies to people you think need
>>> good luck.  Send no money as faith has no price.  Do not keep
>>> this letter.  It must leave your hands in 96 hours.  An RAF
>>> officer received $470,000.00.  Jo Elliott received $40,000.00
>>> and lost it because he broke the chain.  While in the Phillippines,
>>> George Welch lost his wife 3 days after receiving this letter.  He
>>> failed to circulate the letter, however before her death he received
>>> $7,755,000.
>>>
>>> Please send 20 copies and see what happens in four days.  The
>>> chain comes from Venezuela and was written by Paul Anthony
>>> deGrow, a missionary from South America.
>>>
>>> Since the copy must tour the world, you must make 20 copies and
>>> send them to friends and associates.  After a few days you will get a
>>> surprise.  This is true even if you are not superstitious.
>>>
>>> Denote the following:  Constantine Diss received the chain in 1993. He
>>> asked his secretary to make 20 copies and send them.  A few days later
>>> he won a lottery of 2 million dollars.  Carlo Daddit, an office
>>> employee, received the letter and forgot it had to leave his hands in
>>> 96 hours.  He lost his job.  Later, after finding the letter again, he
>>> mailed 20 copies and a few days later he got a better job.
>>>
>>> Dalan Fairchild received the letter and not believing, threw the
>>> letter away.  Nine days later, he died.  In 1987 the letter was
>>> received by a young woman in California.  It was faded and barely
>>> readable.  She promised herself she would retype the letter and send
>>> it on, but she put it aside to do later.  She was plagued by several
>>> problems, including expensive car repairs.  The letter did not leave
>>> her hands in 96 hours. She finally retyped the letter as promised and
>>> sent it on.  She then got a new car.
>>>
>>> REMEMBER....SEND NO MONEY....DO NOT IGNORE THIS....IT WORKS
>>>
>>
>
>Frank L. Hermesdorf
>CAPE TOWN International (Australia) Pty Ltd
>___________________________________________________
>
>World Trade Center of CTI Partner Agencies
>___________________________________________________
>
>Address Headoffice Asia-Pacific:
>6 Clery Avenue, Melbourne, VIC 3111, Australia
>+61-3-9874-4097 (phone)
>+61-3-9874-4160 (fax)
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Samozrejme,celou radu kdyz mate zajem.

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Date:         Tue, 20 Aug 1996 10:33:54 +0900
Reply-To:     Jara da Cimrman 
Sender:       Jara da Cimrman 
From:         Milan Hubacek 
Subject:      Re: [Fwd: [Fwd: [Fwd: Re: Good Luck]]]

Exclusively for Mr. Slezak:

>>> WITH LOVE ALL THINGS ARE POSSIBLE
>>>
>>> This paper was sent to you for good fuck.  The original is in New
>>> England.  It has been around the world nine times.  The fuck has been
>>> sent to you.
    ... etc.
>>
>>Uzasny mail, nemuzete poslat jeste nejaky?
>>
>>                       J.K.


>Samozrejme,celou radu kdyz mate zajem.


CELOU radu asi stezi, protoze temto pitomostem, na ktere se nachytaji ruzna
poverciva individua (co kdyby to precejen fungovalo) asi nikdy nebude konec.
Hodne lidem je zrejme lito, ze je Internet jeste jakztakz pruchodny.

M.H.



Date:         Tue, 20 Aug 1996 08:28:22 +0100
Reply-To:     Jara da Cimrman 
Sender:       Jara da Cimrman 
From:         "Karel Blaha ml." 
Subject:      Re: [Fwd: [Fwd: [Fwd: Re: Good Luck]]]

> Date sent:      Mon, 19 Aug 1996 14:40:17 +100
> Send reply to:  Jara da Cimrman 
> From:           IVAN SLEZAK 
> Subject:        [Fwd: [Fwd: [Fwd: Re: Good Luck]]]
> Originally to:  E.R.K.Blaauboer@FE.HANZE.NL, P.L.van.Drooge@FE.HANZE.NL,
>                 C.T.F.Haans@FE.HANZE.NL, i.de.boer@rhg.hanze.nl,
>                 cr@radio.anet.cz, J.J.de.Jong@FE.HANZE.NL,
>                 O.Kloosterman@FE.HANZE.NL, A.F.H.van.de.Leur@FE.HANZE.NL,
>                 B.P.Mc.Clean@FE.HANZE.NL, T.A.Miljoen@FE.HANZE.NL
> To:             Multiple recipients of list JDC-L 

> <---- Begin Forwarded Message ---->
> Date: Sat, 03 Aug 1996 08:30:06 -0400
> From: GARRY JONES 
> To: karlmackinnon@igs.net
> Subject: [Fwd: [Fwd: [Fwd: Re: Good Luck]]]
>
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> To: Peter Ferreira 
> Subject: Re: Good Luck
>
>
> >> WITH LOVE ALL THINGS ARE POSSIBLE
> >>
> >> This paper was sent to you for good luck.  The original is in New
> >> England.  It has been around the world nine times.  The luck has been
> >> sent to you.
> >>
> >> You will receive good luck within four days of receiving this
> >> letter, providedin return you send it on.  THIS IS NO JOKE!
> >> Do not send money.  Send copies to people you think need
> >> good luck.  Send no money as faith has no price.  Do not keep
> >> this letter.  It must leave your hands in 96 hours.  An RAF
> >> officer received $470,000.00.  Jo Elliott received $40,000.00
> >> and lost it because he broke the chain.  While in the Phillippines,
> >> George Welch lost his wife 3 days after receiving this letter.  He
> >> failed to circulate the letter, however before her death he received
> >> $7,755,000.
> >>
> >> Please send 20 copies and see what happens in four days.  The
> >> chain comes from Venezuela and was written by Paul Anthony
> >> deGrow, a missionary from South America.
> >>
> >> Since the copy must tour the world, you must make 20 copies and
> >> send them to friends and associates.  After a few days you will get a
> >> surprise.  This is true even if you are not superstitious.
> >>
> >> Denote the following:  Constantine Diss received the chain in 1993. He
> >> asked his secretary to make 20 copies and send them.  A few days later
> >> he won a lottery of 2 million dollars.  Carlo Daddit, an office
> >> employee, received the letter and forgot it had to leave his hands in
> >> 96 hours.  He lost his job.  Later, after finding the letter again, he
> >> mailed 20 copies and a few days later he got a better job.
> >>
> >> Dalan Fairchild received the letter and not believing, threw the
> >> letter away.  Nine days later, he died.  In 1987 the letter was
> >> received by a young woman in California.  It was faded and barely
> >> readable.  She promised herself she would retype the letter and send
> >> it on, but she put it aside to do later.  She was plagued by several
> >> problems, including expensive car repairs.  The letter did not leave
> >> her hands in 96 hours. She finally retyped the letter as promised and
> >> sent it on.  She then got a new car.
> >>
> >> REMEMBER....SEND NO MONEY....DO NOT IGNORE THIS....IT WORKS
> >>
> >
>
> Frank L. Hermesdorf
> CAPE TOWN International (Australia) Pty Ltd
> ___________________________________________________
>
> World Trade Center of CTI Partner Agencies
> ___________________________________________________
>
> Address Headoffice Asia-Pacific:
> 6 Clery Avenue, Melbourne, VIC 3111, Australia
> +61-3-9874-4097 (phone)
> +61-3-9874-4160 (fax)
> capetown@planet.net.au (e-mail)
> =============================================
>
>
>
>
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                                            318 02  Plzen

    tel.: 019/287492, fax: 019/286496, e-mail: blaha@easy-ctrl.cz
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Date:         Fri, 23 Aug 1996 15:40:36 +0200
Reply-To:     Jara da Cimrman 
Sender:       Jara da Cimrman 
From:         Michael 'xChaos' Polak 
Subject:      nova konference
X-cc:         fantasy@ccsun.tuke.sk
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Ahoj,
oznamuji zalozeni noveho ("sveho") mailing listu:

1. Nazev mailng listu: CHAOS
2. Zamereni mailing listu: Alternativy k realite = vsechno je povoleno
3. Psani do konference: poslete vas prispevek na adresu chaos@main.naf.cz
4. Prihlaseni a odhlaseni: kontaktujte e-mailem spravce listu (tj. me), a
   napiste mi, ze chcete/nechcete list odebirat. Syntaxe je libovolna, protoze
   ji vyhodnocuju na zaklade tzv. fuzzy logiky :-) Adresa: chaos@vol.cz nebo
   xchaos@cyberspace.org nebo xpolm06@kumbal.vse.cz (aspon jedna by mela zabrat)
5. Seznam e-mailovych adres prihasenych do konference zaslu na pozadani (Syntaxe
   je tex libovolna, stejne jako adresa).
6. Upozorneni: pozadavky na prihlaseni/odhlaseni neposilejte do konference.

pozn.: pokud nekdo znate PRESNOU syntaxi souboru .forward, dost by mi to
pomohlo. rad bych na spravy listu napsal robota.
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Date:         Sat, 24 Aug 1996 15:27:23 +0200
Reply-To:     Jara da Cimrman 
Sender:       Jara da Cimrman 
From:         Dusan Tetera 
Subject:      Re: [Fwd: [Fwd: [Fwd: Re: Good Luck]]]
Mime-Version: 1.0
Content-Type: text/plain; charset="us-ascii"

At 10:33 20.8.1996 +0900, you wrote:
>Exclusively for Mr. Slezak:
>
>>>> WITH LOVE ALL THINGS ARE POSSIBLE
>>>>
>>>> This paper was sent to you for good fuck.  The original is in New
>>>> England.  It has been around the world nine times.  The fuck has been
>>>> sent to you.
>    ... etc.
>>>
>>>Uzasny mail, nemuzete poslat jeste nejaky?
>>>
>>>                       J.K.
>
>
>>Samozrejme,celou radu kdyz mate zajem.
>
>
>CELOU radu asi stezi, protoze temto pitomostem, na ktere se nachytaji ruzna
>poverciva individua (co kdyby to precejen fungovalo) asi nikdy nebude konec.
>Hodne lidem je zrejme lito, ze je Internet jeste jakztakz pruchodny.
>
>M.H.
>
>


Zdravim vsechny verne vedce v teto konferenci. Z predeslych dopisu se mohlo
nekomu zdat, ze tato konference je temer neplodna. Opak je pravdou!!! Tyto
dopisy "stesti" nebyly zaslany do teto konference nahodou. Mam za to, ze pri
prvopocatku teto dumyslne cinnosti byl-verte tomu nebo ne- slavny Jara da
Cimmrman.

Ten totiz razil heslo: Chces-li prokazat svetu sluzbu, nenech BLBA zahalet.

Pri vyplnovani prisernych C a K formularu ho napadl tento genialni napad-Nic
neamestna blbou hlavu tak jak bezduche opisovani stupidniho textu. Skutecne
to tak fungovalo a JDC byl presvedcen ze takto zarazil ve vsech dobach
bujici hloupost. Zde se vsak JDC prepocital, protoze nepocital s pripustenim
techto individui k Internetu (jehoz byl samozrejme prapuvodcem) a tak
bezproblemoveho rozesilani dal a dal. Takze z velkeho utoku nakonec zbyl
material pro plytvanim kapacitou site.

         Badani zdar a Cimrmanovi zvlast!!!



        Tetera Dusan
        J.Zizky 708
        686 06 Uh.Hradiste

        CZECH REPUBLIC
        EUROPE

        e-mail: dtetera@med.muni.cz
        tel./fax.: +42-632-61035



Date:         Sun, 25 Aug 1996 21:06:51 -0400
Reply-To:     Jara da Cimrman 
Sender:       Jara da Cimrman 
From:         Jan Rehacek 
Subject:      Good luck...
X-To:         jdc-l@adis.cesnet.cz

>Ten totiz razil heslo: Chces-li prokazat svetu sluzbu, nenech BLBA zahalet
>
>Pri vyplnovani prisernych C a K formularu ho napadl tento genialni napad-Nic
>neamestna blbou hlavu tak jak bezduche opisovani stupidniho textu. Skutecne
>to tak fungovalo a JDC byl presvedcen ze takto zarazil ve vsech dobach
>bujici hloupost. Zde se vsak JDC prepocital, protoze nepocital s pripustenim
>techto individui k Internetu (jehoz byl samozrejme prapuvodcem) a tak
>bezproblemoveho rozesilani dal a dal. Takze z velkeho utoku nakonec zbyl
>material pro plytvanim kapacitou site.
>
>         Badani zdar a Cimrmanovi zvlast!!!
>
>        Tetera Dusan
>        J.Zizky 708
>        686 06 Uh.Hradiste

Ja bych si v teto souvislosti dovolil vyslovit kacirskou myslenku,
ze Jara Cimrman vynalezl Internet prave pro tyto BLBY, o kterych se zminuje
kolega Tetera. Jak se kazdy muze presvedcit, srazka s blbem v praktickem
zivote miva neblahe, az katastrofalni nasledky, a Cimrman to vedel az prilis
dobre. Nase sekce ma dokonce za to, ze znama jizva na Mistrove tvari nepochazi
od traversy, alebrz od srazky s neznamym blbcem (vubec nejpravdepodobnejsi
vysvetleni je vsak kombinace obou: jizva pochazi od srazky s blbcem nesoucim
traversu ve tvaru T (nebo to bylo X?)).

Poznamenan timto traumatizujicim zazitkem, Cimrman si dlouho lamal hlavu, jak
se temto srazkam vyhnout. Jeho prvni navrh, krouzkovani blbcu, neprosel
prazskym magistratem, ktery - jak se pri predbeznem mereni ukazalo - by musel
byt okrouzkovan od primatora az po vratneho. Ani myslenka na ochranny stit
(ktery si Cimrman ukul podle obrazku z husitskych kronik) se nesetkala s
uspechem, nebot stit sice blbce odrazel skvele, ale pri jizde tramvaji
zpusoboval Mistrovi znacne obtize. Stejne potize Mistrovi zpusoboval i jeho
detektor blbcu, ktery sice spolehlive pipal uz nekolik set metru pred srazkou
s dotycnym individuem, ale vzhledem k nedostatku polovodicu na pocatku
stoleti, pracoval cely pristroj na bazi soustavy vodicu fixovanych ve strope
a to Cimrmana donutilo s sebou na vychazky tahat prenosny strop. Ti z vas,
kteri se nekdy snazili dostat do narvane tramvaje s prenosnym stropem vedi
o cem je rec (i kdyz celkove skoncil detektor blbcu vedeckym fiaskem, Mistrova
myslenka prenosneho stropu se nam dochovala v podobe destniku - vsimnete si
jak rafinovane jsou v nem vodice (tj. draty) fixovany).

Jara se tedy nakonec uchyluje k radikalnimu reseni, tj. isolovat BLBY
od realneho sveta tim, ze pro ne vynalezne pocitacovou sit Internet, kde
si tito budou moci v klidu a pohode blbnout. Toto se mu take nakonec podarilo
a hned prvni rok fungovani Internetu poklesl pocet srazek s blbci o 68%
(jak se muzeme docist ve zprave Rakousko-uherske komise pro cestovni ruch).
Tato idyla trvala v podstate az do zacatku 70. let, kdy se tymu pocitacovych
nadsencu v UCLA dostala do ruky dokumentace Cimrmanova Internetu a tito se
okamzite domakli, ze jejich Arpanet je presne tim, co Cimrman zavedl jiz
na pocatku stoleti.

V tomto okamziku pronikaji na Internet vedci, jestrabi z Pentagonu, sileni
studenti a jini nekali zivlove a osud lidi, kteri doposud Internet pouzivali
pro sve nevinne blbnuti, se podstatne komplikuje. Proto k nim, pratele, budme
tolerantni - oni totiz naplnuji Mistruv odkaz o vyuziti Internetu. My ostatni
ho zneuzivame :-)

       Vedam zdar a cimrmanologii zvlast

       Honza Rehacek
       3450 B Diamond Dr.
       Los Alamos, NM 87544

ps. Cimrmanuv puvodni nazev byl Kilo Salamos - o tom ale az nekdy priste.
    (zda byl ten salam uhersky je predmetem vyzkumu)



Date:         Thu, 29 Aug 1996 12:02:52 PST
Reply-To:     Jara da Cimrman 
Sender:       Jara da Cimrman 
From:         Ales Hrbacek 
Organization: FNSPE
Subject:      Ich bin here...!!!

   Majlni a ja prijedu...Ale odjizdim Sohajem,abych stihl hokej...!!!

   HRB!