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[Vladimir Vrabec]

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                                                Vladimir Vrabec
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Bill Gates dies and fronts up to the pearly gates.

St Peter: Well, you've got a choice. Have a look around here. Pop down
          to Hell and see what Satan has to offer. Check us out, and
          then let me know your decision.

Bill has a look around heaven. Lots's of sombre people singing hymns,
praising the Lord (and probably writing Ada:-). He goes down to Hell.
There are beautiful beaches, lots of sun, sand, attractive women (and
a lot of C and Basic :-). Long cool drinks that never get you drunk.
He loves it. He goes back to St Peter.

Gates:    Look, I know you're really doing good things here, but Hell
          seems more with it. More my kind of scene, you know what I
          mean? No hard feelings, but I pick Hell.

St Peter: No worries. You've got it.

Bill finds himself back in Hell, neck deep in fire and brimstone,
suffering eternal torment. He can't work it out.

Gates:    Hey! St Peter! Where are the beautiful girls and long
          beaches and cool drinks?

St Peter: Sorry if you got confused, That was just the demo version.

Source: alt.humor.best-of-usenet
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