Cestina

[Ales Cepek]

On Wed, 26 Jul 1995, Daniel Korbel wrote:

> Potykam se jiz delsi cas s desivym problemem kterym je cestina
> dosovskych programu spoustenych ve WINDOWS 95 okne.
> Navic ten dosovsky program ma kodovani kameniku.
>
> Ma nekdo nejaky typ, jak na to?
>
> Diky za kazdou povzbudivou odpoved

Ja Vam sice poradit nedovedu, ale snad Vas alespon povzbudi nasledujici
programek, ktery jsem kdesi vystoural v siti :)

Ales Cepek

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I have hacked into Microsoft and stolen their Windows 3.11 code and here it is.
I am sure that they would love any improvements for the next version.

#include <windows.h>
#include <system_errors.h>
#include <stdlib.h>

char make_prog_look_big[1600000];

main()

    if (detect_cache())
        disable_cache();

    if (fast_cpu())
        set_wait_states(lots);

    set_mouse(speed, very_slow);
    set_mouse(action, jumpy);
    set_mouse(reaction, sometimes);

    printf("Welcome to Windoze 3.999 (we might get it right \
        or just call it Chicargo)\n");

    if (system_ok())
        crash(to_dos_prompt);
    else
        system_memory = open("a:\swp0001.swp", O_CREATE);

    while(1) {
        sleep(5);
        get_user_input();
        sleep(5);
        act_on_user_input();
        sleep(5);
        if (rand() < 0.9)
            crash(complete_system);
    }
    return(unrecoverable_system);