Moje nabidka pro MRP: Re: Zajimava nabidka - urcite stoji za to se na ni podivat

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>2. Postovni robot pro internet
>   - MARKETINGOVA BOMBA na Internetu !!!
>   - soucasti je i databaze cca 30000 nejznamejsich
>     ceskych a slovenskych e-mailovych adres
>   - pomoci tohoto robotu Vam byl zaslan tento dopis !!!



This is great! I and 29999 other Czechs and Slovaks will buy your robot and
we will send our offers!
To je skvely! Ja a 29999 jine cesi a slovaci budou koupit Vase robot a
budeme poslat Nase nabidy!

Consider the case where each of use sends our offer out once each month --
that's not so frequent, right?
Podivejte se na pripad kde kazdy z nas zasle nase nabidku jedenkrat mesicne
-- to neni tak casto, ze jo?

This means that each of us -- 30000 Czechs and Slovaks -- will send 30000
messages each month to a list of 30000 recipients. It also means that each
of us will receive 30000 messages per month, or 1000 messages per day,....
that's not so bad, right?! I don't mind sitting and deleting 1000 junk
mails per day (;->), do you?
To znamena, ze kazdy z nas -- 30000 cesi a slovaci -- bude zaslate 30000
vzkazy mesicne do seznamu 30000. Take to znamena, ze kazdy ze nas prijima
30000 mesicne anebo 1000 denne.... to neni tak spatne, ze jo? To mi nevadi,
ze budu sedet a smazit 1000 junk mail vzkazy denne (;->), co Vy?

And I thought I had a problem with foreign junk-mail!
A myslel jsem, ze mel jsem problem s cizim junk-mailem!

I would like to invite you to become a steady contributor to my CEE Funny
Pages magazine. Can you send me similarily funny stories every day?
Bych chtel Vas (MRP) pozvat jako prispivaci author pro moje CEE Funny pages
casopis (casopis humoru). Muzete mi poslat podobne legracni vzkazy denne?

And how will I pay you?
A jak budu Vam zaplatit?

....I will buy your robot and teach him to behave (I'll find him a
girlfriend that will keep him busy and make him somehow lose his current
agressive ambitions).
....Koupim Vase robot a naucim mu jak spravne chovat (najdu pro nim
pritelkyni, ktera bude zpusobit na nim nejakym zpusobem ztratu soucasne
agresivni touhy).

(Again, please excuse the quality of my Czech (Zase, omlouvam se za moji
detske cestiny)!)

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- Steven Slatem, CEEDS, sslatem at ceeds.cz, http://www.ceeds.com
Photographer, Reporter, Editor, Webmaster, Clown, Humorist

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