Badtimes (fwd)

[Petr Nachtmann]

Nekoho ty plane poplachy tak dlouho provokovaly, az napsal parodii...

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Date: Thu, 26 Mar 1998 11:06:26 +0000
From: Tomas Grunfeld <Tomas.Grunfeld at scisys.co.uk>
To: petrnach at prfdec.natur.cuni.cz
Subject: Badtimes

     If you receive an e-mail with a subject line of "Badtimes," delete it
     immediately WITHOUT reading it. This is the most dangerous E-mail
     virus yet.  It will completely re-write your hard drive. Not only
     that, but it will scramble any disks that are even close to your
     computer.
     It also demagnetizes the strips on all your credit cards, reprograms
     your ATM access code, screws up the tracking on your VCR and uses
     subspace field harmonics to scratch any CDs you try to play.

     It will recalibrate your refrigerator's coolness setting so all your
     icecream melts and your milk curdles. It will give your
     ex-boy/girlfriend your new phone number.

     This virus will mix antifreeze into your fish tank. It will drink all
     your soda  and leave dirty socks on the coffee table when you are
     expecting company. It will hide your car keys when you are late for
     work and interfere with your car radio so that you hear only static
     while stuck in traffic.

     When executed "Badtimes" will also give you nightmares about circus
     midgets. It will replace your shampoo with Nair and your Nair with
     Rogaine.  "Badtimes" will give you Dutch Elm disease and brown patch.

     If the "Badtimes" mail message is opened in a Windows 95 environment it
     will leave the toilet seat up and leave your hairdryer plugged in
     dangerously close to a full bathtub. It will not only remove the forbidden
     tags from your mattresses and pillows, but it will also refill your skim
     milk with whole milk.

     It is insidious and subtle. It is dangerous and terrifying to behold.
     It is also a rather interesting shade of mauve.

     Be afraid.

     Be very, very afraid